EXT. – WOODS – EARLY MORNING.
No one is about but the dog is snuffling up ahead. Janet hopes it doesn’t need another bath. It never gets dry.
Janet walks as slowly as she can. She’s trying to do a walking meditation. She’s counting 1…2…3…with every exhale. She’s counting 10 sets on her fingers.
When she gets to the 10th, she counts 1…2…3… before every inhale. She gets to 2.
JANET
What a pile of wank.
JASPER THE DOG
Yep.
JANET
You do know that yogis in India are just regular people who stretch, right?
JASPER THE DOG
Can you be sure that that’s true?
JANET
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What are the bugs saying today?
JASPER THE DOG
Sorry, what?
JANET
Bugs, rugs, hugs, mugs, fugs, lugs.
JANETS gets to the clearing and sees a body hanging from a tree up ahead. Some birds are trying to get to the flesh but the body is in heavy duty denim.